Sunday Sunset

This last week we have been blessed with the most gorgeous sunsets, so I though you would like to see this evening’s. 

  

This is taken from the landing at the top of our stairs inside.
This is taken from the landing at the top of our stairs inside.
Pretty colors fading into night over the island of Okinawa
Pretty colors fading into night over the island of Okinawa.

 

Our house on a warm July evening in Okinawa

Our house on a warm July evening in Okinawa.

 

Sunday Salon ~ July 6th, 2008

This weekend is all discombobulated because the hubby had to fly off to save the world with very short notice on Thursday so without his work week keeping me on track sometimes I loose track of time.  I just realized it was time for The Sunday Salon because someone on my Google Reader had just posted theirs. 
I finished MY HORIZONTAL LIFE by Chelsea Handler last night.  You can find my review in the post below this one.  Today I started to read an ARC I received from a magazine to review and will hopefully be published in their November issue.  I can’t disclose the title as of yet but it is my first ARC so I’m pretty excited about it. 
Do you receive ARC’s from authors/publishers/magazines/review websites?  If so what have you read and reviewed?  Link from here to your reviews so we can check them out.  How did you get on the ARC circuit?  Do you enjoy it and take it seriously or do you just request them for free books? 

Book Review ~ My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler

A Collection of One-Night Stands

Summary ~ Meet Chelsea Handler.  Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy.  Chelsea loves men… lots of them.  In this raucous collection of true-life stories, she chronicles her romp through the bedroom of a variety of suitors.  MY HORIZONTAL LIFE is a fearless account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion.
From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.  MY HORIZONTAL LIFE is one guilty pleasure you won’t be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

It’s the morning after finishing MY HORIZONTAL LIFE and I feel like I’ve got a hangover from all the drinking stand-up comedienne Chelsea Handler wrote about.  MY HORIZONTAL LIFE is a collection of stories about Handler’s adventures in the art of the one-night stand.  Though laugh out loud funny at moments, most of the time I just felt sorry for Handler and the poor decisions she made during her late teens and twenties.  She comes across as a miserable drunk in most stories and if she isn’t drunk she fixes that quickly with a bottle of Kettle One Vodka. 

“After I regained my composure, I realized it was time to formulate a plan.  Step one was to start drinking immediately.  I was always more logical when I drank.” 

I was never a big drinker during my partying years and still am not but I admit, I like to tie one on once in a blue moon.  A good night of drinking just reminds me that I’m not that tough and I can be annoying and funny all at once.  It also reminds me that I’m not getting any younger.   Reading this book made me feel really good about the misadventures I had in my twenties, though no one-night stands.  I am able to look back on my twenties as one of the most fun times in my life and I am grateful for those memories. 

I counted up how many men Handler wrote about (slept with) in MY HORIZONTAL LIFE and after all is said and done the tally only came to fifteen.  The characters that she finds herself in bed or close to bed with aren’t too interesting really.  They just come across as lonely as she does.

“I sat on my kitchen floor wondering what kind of people I was friends with.  I also wondered if I was ever going to get married.  After about an hour, I decided to stop feeling sorry for myself.”

I hope there is more to Chelsea Handler than just misadventures in the world of sleeping around, dating and drinking till she can’t drink anymore.  Which seems to take forever. 

 “This could definitely turn into a relationship.  I knew because I didn’t want to sleep with him right away, and I’ve felt that way only a couple of times.”

“The thought occurred to me that the one-night stand was not nearly as much fun as it used to be.  I felt disgusted with myself for being so disappointed in a complete stranger not being able to perform.  I felt like a man must feel after using and abusing women for ages.”

If you didn’t have a very adventurous time in your twenties then MY HORIZONTAL LIFE will help you live vicariously through Chelsea Handler and her very colorful times.  If you were wild and crazy and the queen of doing stupid things in your twenties then MY HORIZONTAL LIFE will assure you you really weren’t that bad.

{Rating ~ 2.5 out of 5}